Friday, December 29, 2006

明天过后

你问我明天过后会如何
世界若毁灭我们又怎么了
我笑了电影情节太唬人
只有单纯的你相信着

你问我明天过后会如何
冰天雪地里我们怎么活着
我笑了笑你太傻又太笨
但自己心中却决定了

我相信抱着 你的手就温暖了
睡着或醒着 我的手为你加温
就算明天崩塌又如何
我们手握着 外面天再冷
全都由我负责

也许我有时太傻太呆又太闷
甜言蜜语不是我的风格
但请相信 真心从来不会少一分
多嘴的人 恋爱从不会认真

这世界再冷 你的心不会冷

Friday, December 22, 2006

Some Entertainment before XMas! Laugh therapy

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas isproduced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the bodyto squirt blood 30 feet.(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy.)(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumpingthe length of a football field.(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer thanleft-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.( I know some people like that.)S

tarfish have no brains(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about that pig??)

Friday, December 15, 2006

Simien Line

They say people with a simien line are passionate people.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Shagged

Totally shagged, mentally and physically tired. Last week's been the most hectic week of my working life. With boss not around, it's left with Matthias and me making SSC our 2nd home. Too tired to blog really. See if I'll have the energy to do so soon.
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